Not to be confused with Zach Schmiddy
Not to be confused with Trololololololololololo
Not to be confused with Chuck Norris
DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR???
Chinese Food is what you get at the drive through window. And then you
eat your nose get . Chuck Norris enjoys Chinese food on Thursdays. And that's why you don't mess with Chuck Norris.
When most people order Chinese food, they can't get it because the lady behind the door keeps asking "AND THEN?" Only Chuck Norris can get his Chinese food, because she knows that if she doesn't shut the hell up, she'll get Round house kicked in the face.