Not to be confused with Going to the Store
Not to be confused with Chuck Norris
Cool story, bro! is what you say when you think something is really stupid. Like, here's an example:
Your Neighbor:I leave these: a box of mint-condition 1918 liberty-head silver dollars. You see, back in those days, rich men would ride around in Zeppelins, dropping coins on people, and one day I seen J.D. Rockefeller flying by. So I run of the house with a big washtub and... hey! Where are you going? Anyway, about my washtub. I'd just used it that morning to wash my turkey, which in those days was known as a walking-bird. We'd always have walking-bird on Thanksgiving, with all the trimmings: cranberries, injun eyes, yams stuffed with gunpowder. Then we'd all watch football, which in those days was called baseball...
You:Cool story bro!
Cool story, bro! is quite prevalent in centers of Internet Memes such as
4Chan. WE DO NOT MENTION THAT SUCK PLACE, MAH BOI!
>Implying that's not where all these memes came from