Not to be confused with Chuck Norris
Not to be confused with Janitor
This, my friends, is the real deal.
The Kite Saber is the weapon of choice of Darth Vader, as it allows him to fight, fly through his neighbor's bushes, and collect Hello Kitty merchandise. Zach Schmiddy also tends to like to use Kite Sabers because they allow him to feel the air move freely through his massive collection of Bananas (What???).Socrates once said that Kite Sabers were really supposed to be Light Sabers. No wonder he's dead now,
CAUSE WE KILLED HIM WITH A KITE SABER!!!!!!!!
Wunderful Grammer.
WHAT IN THE NAME OF SAM HILL IS THIS PICTURE DOING HERE, SIR???!!!! (No, the real reason dinasours went extinct is CAUSE WE KILLED THEM WITH OUR KITE SABERS!!)