Not to be confused with Damocles Base

Not to be confused with Doctor Doom

Not to be confused with Darth Vader

Not to be confused with Klingons


Looks pretty smug, doesn't he?
Left to right: (in the air):King of Hyrule, Sawneek, Kang the Conqueror, Malleo

Kang the Conqueror is the fat bastard of the Fartudinous Four lore. He is now dead, because of a massive fart delivered by Walleo. Experts think that he is still alive do to his tampering with time, but we don't listen to "experts", so who cares what they think?


Kang was thought to be a distant relative of Doctor Doom; but is has since been discovered that Kang really is Doctor Doom from the future! (MIND RAPE!!!!). First, when Doctor Doom figured out how to use time-traveling powers, he went back in time to become King Tut. In some strange way, the Fartudinous Four ended up coming to ancient Egypt and kicked his butt. Angered, he went to the future and became Kang the Conqueror, and conquered the 30th century. Tired of the 30th century, he tried several times to conquer the 20th century, the last time coming in Damocles Base and being killed by the most HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMONNNNNNNNNNNGOUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSS fart that Walleo ever made. Sad story, eh?


Kang has whatever power he wants. He's Kang, isn't he? The only powers he is not allowed to have is those which belong to Chuck Norris, which happens to be all of them.

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