Not to be confused with Newb
Not to be confused with Noop
Not to be confused with Derp
We sincerely hope you are not a n00b. This is not a wiki for n00bs, this is a wiki for Trolls. If you are a n00b, you know who you are. You'd better leave if you're a n00b. 'Cause if you don't, you'll get HIT BY THE BANHAMMER!!!!!
If you are a Troll (like you should be), you probably want to know what a n00b is. The first thing you should know is that Trolls love n00bs. Why do Trolls love n00bs? 'Cause they're so easy to Troll, that's why! n00bs are so easy to Troll because they don't know what they're doing. n00bs are different from Newbs because Newbs are just new users and can be taught to Troll better; but n00bs are just perpetually stupid.
What to do if You Find a n00bEdit
See main article:Down With n00bs!!!.
If you find a n00b, troll them quickly because once we find 'em, they get HIT BY THE BANHAMMER!!!!