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Not to be confused with Captain Kirk

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Oh Captain Kirk. You think you're so awesome.

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Star Trek is a TV show with little or no affiliation to Hello Kitty, at least not on Mondays. It involves Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy, Sulu, and Scotty. Also, during the month of February, Checkov.

They all got on the Starship Enterprise, to go where no man has gone before, and probably shouldn't go. Often times, they do weird stuff,like eat alien soufflé, get sick and die; only to have Dr. McCoy make them better. Mr. Spock thinks he's so cool, but, really, he's just logical. That annoys the crap out of Dr. McCoy. But, they manage to stay friends anyways. Checkov is really afraid of stuff clinging onto the ship, and was once quoted as saying: "Kilngon Ship approaching captain!" And Kirk is just like, "WTF man? Not cool!"

Dr. McCoy is obsessed with telling Kirk when people are dead, and is always like, "He's DEAD, Jim! DEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!". And Kirk's just like, "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa???" Yeah, cause he's cool like dat.

Kirk is always telling Scotty to beam them up, so he always says, "Beam me up, Scotty!" LAME. Beam yourself up, dude! And Scotty's always saying how stuff will never work, and if the try it everything will just explode. I mean, WTF man? Nothing ever goes wrong when the Shatner's around! Just look at you, dude. I mean, you only have that face because Kirk's here.

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